Wednesday, October 17, 2007

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declare a state of siege for the national census day

armed forces have orders to shoot to kill anyone run through the streets between 08:00 and 18:00 on Sunday

In the malicious campaign launched by some sectors, especially the blogosphere, aimed to sabotage the national census next Sunday 21 October, the government Peru, in exercise of the legitimate right of the State to safeguard the highest interests of the country, has ordered the state of siege to ensure thereby that the census can develop normally and achieve the results expected by the President of the Republic , disinterested manager of this measure.

That day, the armed forces will be in high alert and have received order to shoot to kill all non-uniformed person traveling on the streets. The same military keep a special register where, the quantities, according to the results of the day "have to" deduct "the general census. Has been authorized temporarily to incorporate cam young as enumerators.

President García has lamented that Peruvians "in the service of dark interests" to sow doubts about the census strictly technical grounds, and charged the former head of INEI, Farid Matuk of being behind this orchestrated campaign.

The president stressed that, despite the poor citizens seeking prevent the census, there are people who have shown willingness to cooperate. Highlighted, for example, a letter sent by former President Fujimori from his residence, where the former president expresses his unconditional support "to a measure that is to benefit the country and that is beyond any political dissent." García Fujimori wished luck to him and said do not worry, that he knew the work of the current head of INEI, Renan Quispe, and could ensure that "the census was in good hands."

addition, the Primate of Peru, His Eminence, Cardinal Juan Luis Cipriani provided support unconditional census. Moreover, it has ordered all parishes to all members of pastoral groups and acolytes are submitted voluntarily as enumerators, under pain of excommunication.

Moreover, the Ministry of Education decided to give the national teaching all the facilities and incentives for teachers to register as enumerators. The census will provide a second chance for those teachers who did not or did not pass the assessment made earlier this year.

Friday, August 31, 2007

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President Alan Garcia will attend a celebration of BlogDay



According to sources in the Palace of Government (ie the pool of the Plaza de Armas), President Alan Garcia will join the celebrations for the Blog Day to be held on Friday 30 at 7 pm Backpackers Bar in Barranco. The Palace press office has already been communicated to the organizers to have prepared a chair over whose characteristics are specified, because "the president is not going to sit in a white plastic chair." At this time those responsible for the event are casting lots to see who who landed on the table so you can make a site to the agent. From early morning, members the head of state security have already been located in the Backpackers Bar, placing cameras and microphones to "record of the event and the faces of its participants" what is wanted, added the sources is "simply perpetuate the event in images and audio to be recorded in history. " Relied on the cooperation of the attendants to let themselves be fingerprinted, and also seeks to create a "national register of bloggers who will board administrator by the National Institute of Culture. We have not confirmed if accompanied by her youngest attend Federico Danton.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Taking In A Too Big Jacket

create the Military Institute of Culture


Its main objective is to promote the "general culture"

(ie, the culture of "Yes, my General")
Ministry
Defense, on behalf of the Joint Command of the Armed Forces, also announced the upcoming opening of the Military Museum of Art National Officer. The statement, however, did not mention the initials of the new entity.


Tags: inc censorship

Monday, May 14, 2007

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Merchants offer laptops Cachina $ 50

Teachers
be properly equipped to monitor the use of laptops by students


After learning about the recent announcement by Education Minister José Antonio Chang on the acquisition of 250 000 laptop for school children throughout the country, at a price of $ 100, traders fairground The Cachina, located in block 8 of the Avenida Argentina, reported in a statement that they were able to improve the supply of the One Laptop per Child association ( OLPC) laptops selling to the State only $ 50.

"The government must take into account our proposal because it will represent a considerable savings to the treasury, "said a representative of the guild of merchants of Cachina. It further alleged that they offer real laptops, which are real computers, not" toys "such as XO -1, developed by the OLPC.

"But you have that amount of laptops?" we asked. "Do not worry, just give us the go ahead, get them," he replied.

Some fear that the students have access to inappropriate content
mental health

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Walter Jones Sloane Street

Abraham Levy announced devastating earthquake in Lima



visibly offended by the malicious campaign that unfairly credited oversized for profit, the effects of El Niño, Abraham Levy, the famous "Weather Man" announced in the coming months in the capital would produce a devastating earthquake that will reduced to rubble.
"Because not only disregarded my warnings about El Niño, but were determined to defame and annihilate, now, in retaliation, I announce something far worse: an earthquake measuring 10 on the Richter scale, a catastrophe never before seen in the world, will hit Lima.
Levy added that the destruction is total and that of the current capital and will not trace. This, however, be avoided as long as the State convene a public tender to hire a consulting firm to develop and disseminate real-time geophysical data, forecast for use by the authorities of the Government of Peru and the civilian population , and that the company should have an expert in the production and presentation of real-time weather information in the media social, and at the same time have experience of not less than 2 consecutive years in radio and television.


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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Taking Expired Klonopin By A Few Months

Cardinal Cipriani: I ask the same Riva Agüero


In statements given to the press, leaving the Apostolic Nuncio, Archbishop of Lima and Primate of the Peruvian Church, Cardinal Juan Luis Cipriani told the public that it has launched a special consultation process in order to know definitively what was really the last will of Don José de la Riva Agüero y Osma, in relation the use and management of the property bequeathed by the leading intellectual of the Pontificia Universidad Catolica del Peru.
In discussing the recent dispute between the Church and the aforementioned House of Studies, His Eminence said that, for the will of Riva Aguero, while "titles and diplomas, it is better to settle the dispute listening to what he says testator himself. Intrigued
face of such statements, as everyone wondered how it was possible to ask something to someone who died and, the cardinal explained that, with a special dispensation from the Vatican, the Board of Ownership, Management forgiveness property JRA decided to conduct a seance at which invoke the spirit of Riva Agüero.
A first attempt was made to contact recent weekend, under the guidance of the famous spiritualist Bajalaján Jorodini, which served as a medium. At first it seemed that the attempt had succeeded, as Jorodini began to speak with a different voice, though some of these had some family. But every question that was being played, the spirit replied with a joke, then started to improvise satirical poems, and although more than one of these caused him to laugh, the truth is that they were baffled. Finally one of the participants recognized the laughter that accompanied each joke: "That laughter is like the Yerovi Nicholas." To which the spirit answered: "I am your grandfather, Leonidas. And you have not enjoyed myself so much."
Finally, Cipriani said that the board would meet again in the coming days to try again the contact. "We will not give up," he said.

Tags: cipriani PUCP

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Sunday, March 18, 2007

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I knew of their existence, of course, even had every reason to suspect their presence in the vicinity. However, I unveiled the ability to get him: he was sure he had always taken the necessary precautions to prevent the dreaded event. Also, I thought as a good sign that none of my coworkers had suffered the misfortune of crossing her nearby.

But it happened. A series of unexpected acts of God that were chained inevitably led me to her on Monday. Apparently, all was well that day and there was nothing to fear. The ravages of his presence began to appear on Tuesday. I was surprised at work early in the morning and spoke loudly. I left the office, thinking the issue would be resolved soon, but when I returned an hour later, I realized that in reality, things were just beginning. The damage was first noticed me in the face, people asked me what was happening. And yes, then something was very, very seriously. I explained the situation to my boss gave me the day off.

and took it with me: there was no alternative. Once at my house, she gave me no respite. Out for help was a folly, in that time has brought greater discomfort and a great shame. Things got complicated. I had to adapt to the circumstances and bear it, and what he was doing with me.

Wednesday, as I could drive a little further into the matter, so I could finally leave home and head to the only place where I could find the solution to the problem at a price within reach of my pocket. I looked for the right person. And once it was possible to identify the cause of all, proceeded to give me instructions. Of course, it was clear that the matter not be resolved in the overnight. Nor should it wait that long: seven days. Only seven days to during which he administered the substance of a few that would take her to their annihilation.

Since that night, then I began to refer to the constant hammering chemical. And at that moment, she practically had me in his hands, he revealed his helplessness. Now it was I who had the power. Of course I was initially impatient, because even in the early hours of Friday she went to the outbursts that nature had been throwing at me. By afternoon, however, already beginning to show its weakness. And the weekend it seemed to be sunk in a lethargy that would precede its early demise. Such

was my experience of these days with salmonella .


Monday, February 19, 2007

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Days of rage goes on sale Alan Palacio de Gobierno


presidential vehicles also disregarded

As soon formalized the infamous sale of superfluous and ostentatious presidential plane President of the Republic, Alan Garcia announced in the city of Trujillo to the next step in its policy of austerity and recovery of national dignity will be selling the Government Palace.

"I will arrange for the sale this property they have wasted large sums of money both in its construction and subsequent remodeling. Why there is need for the president to sit in chairs baroque marble surrounded by gold? What all these trappings contribute to the efficiency and modernity of a government? Or does the government palace meant for those who come to him frivolous dream of own house, even for five years? And do not mention the figures have spent and spent on maintenance because they are still doing a balance, but I can say that is a real scandal. "

He then to reaffirm their concept of President-citizen: "Today in the modern world are increasingly popular form of telework. I mean, you work from home, online. It is the current trend, which saves the companies infrastructure. And with this step that I sold to the Government Palace, I would point out the direction for where to go in Peruvian society. "

also reported that the sale would be made all the vehicles were so far available to the president, "the head of state must be a citizen president much more austere and simple in their movements. Therefore, from now on, I leave aside the cars and any ordinary citizen to take my freezer and paying my sun, but, yes, while China's demand for short distances. Not even be using cars owned by my family. Moreover, Pilar and my daughters were used for student mobility to low-income children, those who must rise early every morning to arrive on time at their respective high school unit.

Those present burst into applause and many tears rolled down the cheeks of those present. Even journalists covering the president's actions were moved by such an act of selflessness. But they had to control his emotions to continue to record the historic words of the head of State.

"This I do to get attention but to set an example for each of the officials at all levels of how to handle appeals of the state. The Congress, for example, why not put up for sale his mammoth home? What's needed in times where the plenary sessions can take place via teleconference? "


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